Danica McKellar at the 2012 Women In Film Crystal + Lucy Awards in Beverly Hills. (June 12, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
According to Masters & Johnson, her wonder years are right now.
According to Astro Glide, my wonder moment with her was two minutes ago.
Final Five, my ass! Sexy as hell and retardedly brilliant? *And* newly single?
My vote for Oxymoron of the Century: “retardedly brilliant”. Huzzah, sir.
you don’t want to get yourself mixed up with above average intelligence chicks. it is not worth it. Find a girl that is dumber than you and you’ll thank me later.
And enjoy the five minutes spent with dumb girl talking about nail polish.
Having dated a number of girls dumber than me, I would not offer that advice to anyone. Sitting across the table and thinking “This girl is a fucking moron.” is a pretty terrible feeling.
That’s not her shadow… That’s Photoboy doing his master’s bidding ready with a good amount of chloroform…
Sorry… don’t get it. I’m trying…. but no.
For clarification… that’s not her talking, I mean I don’t get the attraction.
I would have figured her a more natural fit for the “2012 Women Who Were Once on Television Briefly” awards.
I want to boo you on this statement, but honestly, well, you can’t argue with the facts.
I love you baby.
She looks like Robin Tunney if Robin Tunney had been born pretty.
her watch what you say about my future ex-wife.
One of a very limited number of childhood crushes to not turn into a sea hag. Well done ma’am. *wipes away tear*
1+u²v-4u+α(N+1)²(u-2u/v) = TITS
Winnie + Degree in Mathematics = divorcee with breast implants. Welcome to reality, hon. We’ve been saving you a seat.
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