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  1. journalschism

    According to Masters & Johnson, her wonder years are right now.

  2. The Most Interesting

    Final Five, my ass! Sexy as hell and retardedly brilliant? *And* newly single?

    • My vote for Oxymoron of the Century: “retardedly brilliant”. Huzzah, sir.

    • USDA Prime McBeef

      you don’t want to get yourself mixed up with above average intelligence chicks. it is not worth it. Find a girl that is dumber than you and you’ll thank me later.

      • Blech

        And enjoy the five minutes spent with dumb girl talking about nail polish.

      • Having dated a number of girls dumber than me, I would not offer that advice to anyone. Sitting across the table and thinking “This girl is a fucking moron.” is a pretty terrible feeling.

  3. That’s not her shadow… That’s Photoboy doing his master’s bidding ready with a good amount of chloroform…

  4. Pierce Bronzetan

    Sorry… don’t get it. I’m trying…. but no.

  5. EricLr

    I would have figured her a more natural fit for the “2012 Women Who Were Once on Television Briefly” awards.

  6. El Jefe

    I love you baby.

  7. Sheppy

    So smilie!

  8. bigalkie

    Absolutely

  9. She looks like Robin Tunney if Robin Tunney had been born pretty.

    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/13/robin_tunney_see_through_m30-340_555.jpg[/img]

  10. EmmaWatson's Vagina

    her watch what you say about my future ex-wife.

  11. One of a very limited number of childhood crushes to not turn into a sea hag. Well done ma’am. *wipes away tear*

  12. Mike Walker

    1+u²v-4u+α(N+1)²(u-2u/v) = TITS

  13. shaniqua nunyadambidness

    Winnie + Degree in Mathematics = divorcee with breast implants. Welcome to reality, hon. We’ve been saving you a seat.

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