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New Transit regulations require you to drop your pants, put your hands up here, then say Habib very slowly as I grind my pelvis on you.
“Seriously, you could totally play Boss Hogg in a Hindu reboot of The Dukes of Hazzard.”
“Hey, Macarena!”
“No, no, up over your head, then lean backwards until they touch the floor. Yeah, like that. HEY! SOMEBODY TWEET THIS FOR ME! ::does The Shocker::”
Amanda Seyfried is the world’s most glamorous supermodel. Everyone thinks she has it all, but there’s something missing in her life.
Cheech Marin is an LAX airport security guard. He’s happy-go-lucky on the outside, but every day he goes home to an empty apartment.
This summer, these two will meet, and begin the most unexpected love story you’ve ever seen…
Unfortunately, Agent Shalahi didn’t know that Miranda had filled her vagina with pool cue chalk, just in case she needed evidence against the TSA.
Amanda Seyfried is the world’s most glamorous supermodel. Everyone thinks she has it all, but she feels there’s something missing in her life.
Cheech Marin is an LAX airport security guard. He’s happy-go-lucky on the outside, but every day he goes home to an empty apartment.
This summer, these two will meet, and begin the most unexpected love story you’ve ever seen…
Fish, check your goddamn spam filter. I think my bit’s funny, but the filter apparently doesn’t.
Hence the double post above.
Wow. He’s going to make all his friends who work at the call center jealous.
Now bend over and touch your vagina.
No…slower, ma’am
He’s freaking out because the image in the X-ray looks exactly like what he sees.
Which is probably why the dude behind them is calling all his colleagues over.
Now lift your shirt please. No, no, do not worry lady, I cannot touch you. Look, I am in a glass box.
Sorry TSA dude, just because you put your hands up like that she is not going to believe you are Jay Z and make out with you.
“….HEEEEYYYY MACARENA!!!”
Miranda..It’s me Danny Devito..Remember you blew me for a shot at a guest role on Taxi?
You know, you really can’t blame the old duffer. The poor bastard probably has to look at myriad messed-up misses and then he finally gets a beauty like Miranda Kerr…
“Simon says… RAISE THE ROOF! “
“I would wear you like a hat. Like this…”
God, I bet her thongclad behind looks great in that skirt.
Just a few more minutes. Just keep standing like that. “Johnny, you getting this uploaded.”
Danny Devito is doing movies again?