The mic is supposed to black, idiot.
The microphone is black. It just spent last night at Jennifer Love Hewitt’s place.
So what do we call that, Microjazzling?
JLH’s mom died yesterday. Nice.
A lot of people died yesterday… what’s your point?
My point is that even sarcastic a-holes like us should give somebody a break when their mom drops dead. Call me crazy.
Then we’ll agree to disagree. For my part, I don’t expect that JLH hangs out reading these boards, and furthermore, we’re nowhere near the topic of her mother – God rest her soul – which I agree would be in bad taste.
Oh, I get it. The mic is like a phallus. Very clever.
“I sucked a mic and I liked it!”
Speaking of sucking, a friend went to see Prometheus and said it sucked ass.
It didn’t. Your friend’s a moron.
prometheus is actually brilliant. but it doesn’t spoon feed you it’s plot, so i guess that’s the hard part for your friend. the implications of the events in the film can be interpreted many different ways, and each make sense. so it is up to the viewer to decide what the movie means. your friend must like being told what to think.
Wait, this chick is a singer? I honestly had no idea, I thought she was like that family with the Star Trek name. Famous for being peed on or helping a killer get off or something equally disgusting. A singer? Really?
‘City Of Hope Honors Clear Channel CEO Bob Pittman With Spirit Of Life Award’
Guess all the succinct award show names were taken.
After seeing the photos of how wide Katy can open her lips, Russell Brand realized divorcing her was a bad idea.
“I didn’t realize it was so big!”
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