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  1. Per Amazon:

    “From the New York Times #1 bestselling author and popular radio and television host Glenn Beck: the heart-stopping sequel to The Overton Window.
    Six months have passed since the dramatic events in the #1 New York Times bestselling thriller The Overton Window and the fight for freedom hasn’t gone well.

    Hunted, wounded, and marked as traitors themselves, Molly Ross and her Founders Keepers finally find themselves cornered and standing alone against every awesome power their globalist enemies can bring to bear. At last it’s all they can do to make a narrow escape and disappear into hiding.

    But the fight is far from over. In the darkest hour new allies join, old enemies turn, and Molly draws together an unlikely band of heroes to join the battle one more time. Her last hope is a daring, desperate ploy designed to awaken the American people to the world-spanning, real-life conspiracy to destroy the country she loves. In the end, it’s all or nothing—they’ll have to give everything they’ve got to reveal the truth, or die trying.”

    Lulz.

  2. Nothing pretentious to see here…. Move along…

  3. Glenn Beck discussing his new book ‘The Glenn Beck Story by Glenn Beck Starring Glenn Beck as Glenn Beck’ at SiriusXM Studios in Washington, D.C. (June 10, 2013)

  4. Crazy, fat shitbag reads from book written by crazy, fat, shitbag.

  5. tears start to roll in….3.2.1.

  6. Frank Burns

    The title “The Idiot’s Guide to Political Irrelevancy” must have been already taken.

  7. I hope he starts drinking again. Like, Nic Cage in Leaving Las Vegas kind of drinking. And then I hope they give him a show.

  8. Wait. They’ll PUBLISH Anne Rice fanfiction?

  9. This is the first picture I’ve seen of him where he wasn’t crying like a bitch.

  10. ThisWillHurt

    “I’m sorry . . . I just love my publisher . . . And I fear for it.”

  11. A better Glenn Beck book: “The Lord Doesn’t Need Glenn Beck’s Eyes.” Amazon. Funny.

  12. Leave it to Glenn Beck to jerk off to his own book.

  13. “I better read this motherfucker – I have an interview in a few minutes to plug it. Why did the prick ghost writer use such long words?”

  14. “Moloch must die!”

    Best CHiPs episode ever.

  15. “…I will not eat green eggs and ham Give them to the homeless, I’m republican!”

  16. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    Someone misprinted the title. It’s “The Eye Of Malarky”

  17. schadenfreude

    His next book will be entitled “How being a bat-crap crazy conspiracy theory peddlar made me a millionaire.”

  18. Pine Table Fever

    I didn’t know they made colouring books that thick. Who knew?

  19. I love Mr. Potato Head! Someone pull him apart! Do it!

  20. He’s going to really piss off his fanbase if they see him reading a book.

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