She has some great flotation devices
Personal Flotation Devices
Get it? Because she has…
I’ll let myself out.
Topwater implants catch more fish.
You’d figure Victoria Silverstedt could find a sugar daddy better looking than this, huh? She’s older, but man, she used to be the bomb
Drowning is never an issue for her.
If her boobs were real that would be true, but they aren’t.
Fake boobs are better for floating.
Guess who’s rich in this picture.
Ok, but who is the bald guy in the bathing cap between them?
“Get down there and get to work! It’s not gonna suck itself.”
“I can’t, my boobs keep pulling me to the surface!”
“Then I will invent an implant with a ballast like a submarine! I’ll be rich! Well, richer…”
How rich is this dude, he is always on vacation with her on some yacht or something.
In the case of a water landing your fun-bags can be used as a flotation device.
In the event of a water landing, your girlfriend may be used as a personal floatation device.
Quick! Get some help! Two of “The Observers” are trying to drag that poor woman under water while the first baseman just watches.
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