Anthony Weiner at a mayoral debate in New York City. (June 11, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
“I stole this necktie from a guy a foot taller than me! Who you calling a wiener now, amiright?”
made me giggle.
“I got your weiner right here!”
Go on and swallow, protein is healthy.
Screech for Mayor!
“Those dick pics? Me. All me, baby.”
Last name says it all.
“Put it in my mouth! In my motherfuckin’ mouth!”
Opponent: “Mr. Weiner is completely wrong about thi…..pfffffffffftttttt….bwahahahahaha….I’m sorry folks. I just can’t say it with a straight face. Mr. Weiner. Okay…whew. Sorry. Let me get a quick drink of water here. Gulp. Okay, where were we? My worthy opponent, Mr. Wein….pffffffffffftttttttttt…hahahahah…oh geezus, I just can’t do this. I give up. You win. I’m out. Mayor Weiner it is.”
NY needs a Weiner for mayor.
Think of the news conferences. “Mayor Weiner!” screamed a thousand times over on live newsfeed.
Please…let this happen.
“Worlds longest tie…right here!”
Also, I could forget the guy sexting photos of his junk to teenage girls, but if he can’t learn how to tie a goddamn full windsor knot, he can just die in a fire.
He should just some some crack and get elected already.
Ohh, I wish I were New York Mayor Weiner
That is what I truly wish to be
cause if i were New York Mayor Weiner
everyone would be in love with me.
The end! Weiner.
And, if he wins an academy award while he is in office, they can hand it to him and say, “Here’s your Oscar, Mayor Weiner.”
Went a long way for that one.
It was worth it in the end.
It’s so dry in here. I need a moist-air humidifier.
“Why… Is everyone calling me Jerry Seinfeld?”
“Diamond Tony Weiner” has a nice ring to it.
Hey! My face is up here, asshole!
He wants to win the Oscar Mayor Weiner.
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