1. “So…quite a temper after his midday Scotch huh?…..How much is his net worth again?”

    “Millions. You should see the videos I have of him. It makes Hasselhoff look like a French choir boy.”

  2. Is everyone pregnant?

  3. What’s with all the pregnant ladies?

  4. Did every slut on the planet get knocked up at the same time? Who jerked off in the water supply?

  5. Man, he just got her and now it’s already time to trade her in.

  6. Is this site Pregnancy Monthly now?

  7. I think she is a real cutie. I don’t blame Alec Baldwin for snagging her.

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