Leggings and tube socks? This guy and Shia Lebouf should get together and have a douche-off.
If they got together, they’d just fuck.
But it would be artistic and ironic.
I thought his wardrobe came from stripping the clothes off dead hobos.
Now he takes the tights from dead bag ladies too?
Is NOTHING sacred?!?
See, now THIS is the kind of jogging attire I picture him wearing.
how exactly does this guy get so much snatch? I wouldn’t roll him in someone else’s squirt.
You get a thumbs up for mentioning squirt.
no points for snatch? :-)
If that chick would just shave her beard, I think I’d bang her.
Russell, starting a new trend with his mantyhose.
Russel, hire a stylist. If you do have one, fire them.
“Cue the theme from Chariots of Fire…”
“I can’t decide whether to go full-on drag queen or not.”
Even when no one else cares for you, you have to take care of yourself.
Dude used to be a crazy junkie and alcoholic. Fukck what he’s wearing, he’s doing something to enrich and improve his life. You guys are always negative and wanting to win the coveted “Joke of the Thread” award. Whoop dee fkin doo.
These Marvel Phase 2 films are really scraping the barrel now.
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