1. CT

    Damn…she looks fucking amazing.

  2. Tom Cruise's Dignity

    Nothing sadder than watching a rich white girl trying to hail a cab in NYC.

  3. George P Burdell

    Steven Tyler in drag?

  4. She’s showing off those legs like a girl does with new breast implants.

  5. Killer legs. Like will crush your throat when she puts her legs on your shoulders.

  6. With legs like that, she should be showing them off at all times.

  7. Rasputin's Evil Twin

    How many knees does she have? I count three.

  8. So… everyone’s just gonna ignore the tassels hanging from her snatch? *shrug*

  9. Cock Dr

    We need bikini shots to confirm accurate hottie status.

  10. dontkillthemessenger

    Who doesn’t like a woman with the legs of Roger Federer?

  11. Jessica’s going to be the next Bond villain and crush his torso in a scissors hold with those legs.

    We’ll call her Nutcracker.

    Bond: “Those look like very sturdy legs.”

    *Nutcracker places a walnut between her thighs and crushes the shell.*

    Bond: “Very sturdy indeed.”

  12. Jessica Onatopp.

  13. Really...?

    Class is permanent, form is temporary.

  14. There is such a thing as too much. She is apparently unaware of this.

  15. I think her legs look a bit over-developed. They should be smoother, and a tad less muscular. Otherwise, she looks incredible and I still love her madly.

  16. Her legs look like they are working really hard.

  17. gumbypokey

    Buff calves are probably the only perk of being overweight for any extended period.

  18. She looks good, but she needs to back off on the legs, let them return to femininity.

  19. Little Tongue

    “I love having pompoms dangling between mah legs! Makes me feel funny and warm, all ovah!”

  20. Flatliner

    Nice bush tassels.

  21. I like muscle tone, but this is more like muscle noise. Good to see her back in shape anyway.

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