Bai Ling is confused that the “Spot a Celebrity Dumbass” app on her phone seems to be going off constantly.
Message on phone:
Something ambling across the savannah.
…i’m still on the fence …there are some enticing pros, and some terrifying cons.
She hasn’t starved to death yet? I’m shocked.
FUCK NO, NEVER
I hope I’m that thin and trashy looking when I hit 47.
Oh, I’m sure you’re that trashy already.
Hookin’ ain’t easy.
Man, she used to be the hottest thing ever.
She’s still bat nuts crazy who still believes she lived on the moon.
“I’m not into ladyboys, But when I am I make sure no one I know can spot me picking them up behind a black umbrella.”
Coming this summer to a theater near you: The Return of Mango: Mango Takes Hong Kong.
Where’s her ass?! She has no ass.
just a mini-gunt instead to throw the balance off even more
The price you pay for losing WW2 is a heavy one.
I bet this girl is a complete freak in the sack.
I love you long time
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Bai Ling in Berlin. (June 11, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News