superficial

  1. Tom Cruise's Dignity

    I SAID NO BIKINI AREA TOUCHING!!!

  2. It was only funny the first few times Jonah….

  3. “Dude, I’m not Leo!”

  4. I prefer to focus on the hot Asian chick in the background.

  5. coljack

    “Suck my dick, faggot!”

    “Channing, that word is very hurtful. No one deserves to hear that word, ever.”

    “Sorry – ahem, kiss the tip of my wiener. How’s that?”

  6. Short Round

    The difference between just a pretty face and a great actor. Leo can stand next to Jonah without making that face and still exude 100% awesomeness.

  7. buzz

    Channing: “Look dude, joking about kissing my tip is funny. Actually wanting to do it in front of everyone isn’t.”

  8. “No, you cannot call me ‘Leo’ and only my wife gets to rub lotion all over my naked body…for the *one thousandth time*!”

  9. Oh Jonah. Always the bridesmaid, never the bride.

  10. “Jonah, I don’t want to have to say this again: Keep your fucking ball scratchers off my ass!”

  11. Little Tongue

    “Wanna be my new bitch?”

  12. Bishop

    Great, just great, now that nice suit is officially gay to wear.

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