Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill at the premiere of '22 Jump Street' in Los Angeles. (June 10, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
I SAID NO BIKINI AREA TOUCHING!!!
That fat guy touched my no-no spot.
It was only funny the first few times Jonah….
“Dude, I’m not Leo!”
I prefer to focus on the hot Asian chick in the background.
Same with photo of Andy Dick.
“Suck my dick, faggot!”
“Channing, that word is very hurtful. No one deserves to hear that word, ever.”
“Sorry – ahem, kiss the tip of my wiener. How’s that?”
The difference between just a pretty face and a great actor. Leo can stand next to Jonah without making that face and still exude 100% awesomeness.
Channing: “Look dude, joking about kissing my tip is funny. Actually wanting to do it in front of everyone isn’t.”
“No, you cannot call me ‘Leo’ and only my wife gets to rub lotion all over my naked body…for the *one thousandth time*!”
Oh Jonah. Always the bridesmaid, never the bride.
“Jonah, I don’t want to have to say this again: Keep your fucking ball scratchers off my ass!”
“Wanna be my new bitch?”
Great, just great, now that nice suit is officially gay to wear.
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