1. Tom Cruise's Dignity

    Yes sir, for this year’s ceremony we’ve replaced the traditional jew with an actual scape-goat.

  2. Why does everyone keep giving me goats? I’m not ready to get married yet!

    • Swearin

      “Then why did you agree to a reality-TV dating show on Rupert Murdoch’s net-oh, wait, nevermind.”

  3. Ha ha… “goatse”.

  4. dontkillthemessenger

    Nothing says Zulu like a bunch of white guys and a goat.

  5. “Harry you tell me to put up my dukes and I got no dukes.”

  6. Short Round

    Harry loved to live on the edge. Sometimes he’d just fart on a goat to see if it’d ram him in the balls.

  7. Not Harry

    “Kingsley, move this goat into the Crown Suite!”

  8. “I’ll be back in a mo’. You guys keep your eyes on my dog.”

  9. “Good evening, gentlemen, Camilla.”

  10. Odbarc

    Prince Stewie; “Doooooooooooon’t!”

  11. “Step-mum Camilla, what are you doing here?”

  12. “Something got your goat your highness?”

  13. Bishop

    “Oooh, Billie! Shall we shag now, or shag later?”

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