Yes sir, for this year’s ceremony we’ve replaced the traditional jew with an actual scape-goat.
Why does everyone keep giving me goats? I’m not ready to get married yet!
“Then why did you agree to a reality-TV dating show on Rupert Murdoch’s net-oh, wait, nevermind.”
Ha ha… “goatse”.
Nothing says Zulu like a bunch of white guys and a goat.
“Harry you tell me to put up my dukes and I got no dukes.”
Harry loved to live on the edge. Sometimes he’d just fart on a goat to see if it’d ram him in the balls.
“Kingsley, move this goat into the Crown Suite!”
“I’ll be back in a mo’. You guys keep your eyes on my dog.”
“Good evening, gentlemen, Camilla.”
My vote for Saturday goes here.
Prince Stewie; “Doooooooooooon’t!”
“Step-mum Camilla, what are you doing here?”
“Something got your goat your highness?”
“Oooh, Billie! Shall we shag now, or shag later?”
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