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  1. 100% she had butt implants (and a boob job). Her measurements just aren’t natural-

    http://celebriot.com/coco-austin-weight-height-measurements-bra-size-ethnicity

  2. It there was ever a good advertisement for photoshop, it’s this picture.

  3. Pork, the other white meat.

  4. OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD. How could you not want to get in there? She’d have to call the police to get me off dat ass. Ice-T, you lucky bastard.

    When I’m done with this TCWM, I’m gonna fap so hard.

  5. Sloppy Redneck

    I wanna go hillbilly on that butt ..

  6. Mimi

    That’s going to leave quite a stain.

  7. And that my friends is why you never buy a used sofa.

  8. Ever hear a couch whimper before?

  9. Short Round

    Fun fact: Her bikini bottom is just that small triangle. It’s held in place by her ass.

  10. IndustrialBunni

    She looks like kate upton here… from behind. just with a ginormous posterior..

  11. Dr. Oz

    I was worried that “the crap we missed” was actually visible on the high-res picture…

  12. buzz

    Good thing that couch is outside because I can smell the coconut oil mixed with ass from here.

  13. Bitch stole my pose.

    *deletes Instagram photo*

  14. Bane

    Ooo, I think she found a quarter.

  15. Best pic of Coco I’ve ever seen. But then, she’s really not my cup of hemlock.

  16. Phoboy, I’m going to dispatch a squadron of A-10s to lay waste to your entire neighborhood. Even that will not make amends for the number of pictures of this ass-hat freak bitch you post.

    Tactical nukes to follow.

  17. With an ass that big, this is the only way she can sit comfortably.

  18. Flatliner

    She should take a shit and film it in 3D.

  19. Mmm… Elephantiasis chic. Very hot.

  20. The photo that Kanye wishes he had hanging in his house.

  21. Who on earth takes these photos?

  22. AtomicMountain

    I’ve seen Coco on this site a billion times, and I still have no idea what her face looks like.

  23. Bishop

    That couch is going to need about fifty gallons of Fabreeze now.

  24. Ass by Photoshop. Decorative upholstery skidmark by Coco.

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