100% she had butt implants (and a boob job). Her measurements just aren’t natural-
…ok, and? is that supposed to be a turn off? ’cause it’s not working…
Well,suddenly the implants and enhancements make sense; her father’s name is Steve Austin.
(You’ll have to follow me back to the mid-seventies for this one)
It there was ever a good advertisement for photoshop, it’s this picture.
If there was ever a good advertisement for upholstery shampoo, it’s this picture.
…the excessive photoshopping is the only thing i object to …i like my coco “au naturel” (in a manner of speaking)
Au naturel or all-natural? Because one of those is going to require going back in time about 30 years.
Pork, the other white meat.
OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD. How could you not want to get in there? She’d have to call the police to get me off dat ass. Ice-T, you lucky bastard.
When I’m done with this TCWM, I’m gonna fap so hard.
Don, you are apparently fucked in your tiny mind.
Hold still, the A-10s will be there shortly.
I wanna go hillbilly on that butt ..
That’s going to leave quite a stain.
And that my friends is why you never buy a used sofa.
Ever hear a couch whimper before?
Fun fact: Her bikini bottom is just that small triangle. It’s held in place by her ass.
She looks like kate upton here… from behind. just with a ginormous posterior..
In other words her hair looks like Kate Upton’s. Both observant and perceptive.
I was worried that “the crap we missed” was actually visible on the high-res picture…
Good thing that couch is outside because I can smell the coconut oil mixed with ass from here.
Bitch stole my pose.
*deletes Instagram photo*
No. Please post it.
…i wanna follow you so hard right now…
Ooo, I think she found a quarter.
Best pic of Coco I’ve ever seen. But then, she’s really not my cup of hemlock.
She’s not my cup of horse steroids either.
2 Girls would look at this cup and say, “No thank you, we have standards.”
Phoboy, I’m going to dispatch a squadron of A-10s to lay waste to your entire neighborhood. Even that will not make amends for the number of pictures of this ass-hat freak bitch you post.
Tactical nukes to follow.
With an ass that big, this is the only way she can sit comfortably.
She should take a shit and film it in 3D.
Wouldn’t that be redundant?
Mmm… Elephantiasis chic. Very hot.
The photo that Kanye wishes he had hanging in his house.
Who on earth takes these photos?
…and how can i apply for the job?
I’ve seen Coco on this site a billion times, and I still have no idea what her face looks like.
That couch is going to need about fifty gallons of Fabreeze now.
Ass by Photoshop. Decorative upholstery skidmark by Coco.
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