1. dontlooknow

    Oh god honey, why’d you let them do this to you? And you PAID them?!!

  2. Abby Normal

    The perfect accessory for that dress would be a ball and chain.

  3. Janice

    “Oh, you scamps – I never expected to see YOU here!”

  4. cc

    Go back!

  5. It had to be said

    So, Tori walks the streets with a riding crop now? Is that to keep her many, many fans at bay?

  6. Delgo

    Invisible Dog.

  7. Either her head, or her boobs are off center…and they’re BOTH a train wreck.

  8. pumpkin

    Pregnant and with horizontal stripes, she still looks thinner than Jennifer Love Hewitt.

  9. The stylist needed to take more off the top. Her head, for starters.

  10. baron of all media

    Re my post from the Disick pic before: This overweight California Raisin is NOT what I meant.

  11. g-moonie

    Is this the Hollywood version of “Where’s Waldo?”

  12. Asoto

    I might have talked too soon when I called Haley Reinhart “the depiction of disgusting”, in one of the previous photos…

  13. The Critical Crassness

    Note to Tori:Ask for a refund, the beauty treatment was a total failure.

  14. Shorty80

    All that money spent on cosmetic surgery, and this is still the best she can get eh…sad really.

  15. Tori, you might want to switch to a pale matte lipstick. Red attracts the eye too much my dear.

  16. vlad

    her tits move in sync with her eyes

  17. Dr. T

    Looks like her left boob is finally trying to make a run for it and goddammit, while he still has enough silicone left to sag, he’s not leaving righty behind…

  18. Jovy

    Dude in the car: “FUCK honey I just almost hit that deformed cat!! That was close, FUCK.”

  19. Steelerchick

    She’s leaving a salon??? Get your money back!!!

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