Who ordered the leather-wrapped skeleton?
I did. But can you get the mouth closed, it’s really starting to freak me the fuck out.
That woman always has her mouth open in pics ~ugh~ Guess, the word FUGLY was created for just these moments!!
skeleton freaky old woman
How in the hell did they get a corpse to stand up like that? Ain’t technology grand!?
kill it with fire!!!!
Laughed so hard I pooped a little!
WTF? Seriously! W T F
in her defense….. shes old… there is nothing she can do about it . it happens
She could cover her skanky mummified body.
i’d be inclined to agree with you except there is something she can do…stop dressing like a 20 year old and cover that shit up!
No shit. She can TOTALLY accept her age and stop dressing like a Sabre Tooth…
or just die….many people die at younger age, so why can’t she finally?!
UH-OH! Somebody go back to the car and get me another pair of depends.
nut up or shut up, futhermuckers!
They blurred out her license plate which, if I read it correctly says ‘Be afraid’.
Wow, Courtney Cox has let herself go!
Wait, they blurred her license plate, but not her tits and legs? What the hell are the editorial standards here?
The funny thing is that if you put her in a shrink-wrapper and tightened up ALL of her skin she’d look OK here.
Ack! Turn on the back wiper!
It’s too bad the Predator deskinned a hot ass model! What is it with that fucker and LA?
She’s 56. I wonder how old her tits are.
They’ll be 2 in 18 months.
I have to feed you straight lines more often.
…seen here at the moment of impact, moments before she was run over by what can only be described as a “hero for all mankind”.
Debris & corpses from the March Japan earthquake continues to wash up on America’s west coast.
Oh, that’s a live person? How can you tell?
I wonder if Iron Maiden has noticed their mascot is missing.
Someone ran over her with a dump truck full of Age.
Looks like Madonna’s dyed her hair black again. And got a boob job.
Is this another promo still from the new Pinocchio movie?
She needs a sign “will blow you for nourishment”
Not pictured: Brendan Frasier.
Well…I’d still rather do her than Snooki.
You know that saying,”You can never be too rich or too thin”? You really can be too thin and rich ain’t gonna fix old.
your implant ripples are showing!
Ma’am, I’m going to have to ask you to stop rubbing yourself on my trailer hitch…Yes, I understand it fits, very impressive.
I only had 5 dollars, but she went for it! It wasn’t worth it, though. :(
Her tits look like whoopi cushions.
Now that Dick Clack has retired from public appearances, she things shes going to capitalized on his famous moniker. Not gonna happen.
I just had a flashback from The Shining.
A study in human taxidermy.
And look how she’s frozen in fear… Amanda Seyfried must be after her.
Is there a Zombie movie being filmed somewhere because an extra is walking around.
She’s ageless. Like a mummified pterodactyl.
Aftermarket Escalade accessories have officially gotten WAY out of hand at this point.
Janice screaming to photographers: “I’m beautiful in my way, because God make no mistakes! At least, that’s what Gaga told me.”
You think this is bad, just picture her naked.
I can see the wrinkles in her implants…time to switch back to sillicone gels lady
You know, if I were to travel to Egypt, enter an ancient tomb that has been undisturbed for centuries, open an ornate and dusty sarcophagus, remove the thousands of years old wrapping, put the mummy in a purple dress, brunette wig, sunglasses and heels, it probably be pretty close. Maybe even better.
You’re almost there, lollipop keep trying.
See what happens to a vampire when exposed to sunlight?
I guess the cougar thing can involve claw marks across the breast
Zombie! Zombie! I knew this was soo gonna happen.
Shouldn’t she be chasing Jeff Goldblum around the island or something?
this brings to mind beef jerky.
Who gave that buzzard breast implants?
What a strange place to put a trailer hitch.
Dress. Your. Age.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. I wouldn’t mind if I were 85 years old.
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Janice Dickinson in Los Angeles. (May 31, 2011)