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  1. Livinus Nwambe

    I say, did that ignorant peasant valet just mis-park my rented Bugatti? I, Sir Threepants von Douchelow, have never been so badly mistreated in my life! Have him flogged with a whip scented with Calvin Klein, and see to it that he presses my Armani suit with a hand iron! Chop chop!

  2. dave

    Four plus four…let’s see, that’s…one..two…three…crap, wait, let me try again..one…

  3. cc

    Does he have rheumatoid arthritis or something? Look at his knuckles.

  4. It had to be said

    Dick-something, that’s for sure.

  5. Look at that subtle off-white coloring…the tasteful thickness of it…oh my God, it even has a watermark!

  6. Deacon Jones

    “Harold, it’s Bateman, Patrick Bateman. You’re my lawyer so I think you should know: I’ve killed a lot of people. Some girls in the apartment uptown uh, some homeless people maybe 5 or 10 um an NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some man uh some old faggot with a dog last week.”

  7. Deacon Jones

    “That’s a very fine chardonnay you’re drinking. I want you to clean your vagina.”

  8. TomFrank

    “Yeah, I had it all removed. My girlfriend insists on being the hairy one.”

  9. DISICK (verb) – to be famous only by marriage to a lesser Kardashian.

  10. Ruh Roh

    How does his skin get such a natural glow?

  11. baron of all media

    Sarah Palin, Hoff, Paris, Octomom, Janice Dickinson, those Madden cunts, Russell Brand, and now this dickbag? Who knew Sarah Palin would be the least dickish in any list of people? Was this intentional??? Because I’m about to kick a hole through my monitor…. There better be some fkn boobs coming or shit is goin’ down!!!

  12. Pipedreamer

    What do you get when you mix Christian Bale and two douchebags? A Disick.

  13. Shorty80

    The American Pyscho is close to the Kardashian family…this could be a good thing.

  14. “That’s a very fine chardonnay you’re drinking. I want you to clean your vagina.”

  15. Josh

    Ive seen more manly hands on a 6yr old girl.

  16. some guy

    So let me get this straight – this douche is famous because he’s banging a chick, who’s famous because the chick he’s bangin has a sister who got her ginormous ass banged by some dude who put it online.

    right.

    Under “career” on his Wiki page, it has this:
    “He has had recurring appearances on reality television shows Keeping Up with the Kardashians,[1] Kourtney and Khlo√© Take Miami, [2] and Kourtney and Kim Take New York.”

    That’s a career?

    So again I’m compelled to ask – why compound the issue by posting a picture of him Fish? Can’t you get back to big boobs and bikinis to continue to make the world a better place? Surely random photos of a douche who’s getting marginal celebrity trim aren’t worthy of your time.

  17. Tara Overholt

    He got that shirt second-hand from Gwyneth Paltrow.

  18. ” Pumpkin, you’re dating an asshole.”

  19. ” Listen, you’ll have to excuse me. I have a lunch meeting with Cliff Huxtable at the Four Seasons in 20 minutes.”

  20. um ok

    he’s got two balls for a chin.

  21. In the year 2025, Scott Disick will be photographed after many years out of the spotlight. He will appear to not have aged a single day. The government will covertly detain him for testing. It will be discovered Scott is a robot from an apocalyptic future, sent here to prevent the creation of A.I. and the robot wars. Problem is, they sent the D-850. Douche 850. Humanity will be doomed.

  22. Balou

    “Look at that subtle off-white coloring; the tasteful thickness of it… Oh my God, it even has a watermark.”

  23. brennan haley

    Number 24 – Scott! There is no ‘is’ in ‘dick’.

  24. Dave Mustaine

    Who’s this greasy “Ass Chin”?

  25. shan danger

    he comes stock with balls on his chin.

  26. Big_Mike

    Webster’s Definition of “Douchebag” when you look it up.

  27. Steelerchick

    He is the ultimate in Douchery. ICK!!
    I think his nickname is Skippy!!

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