Scott Disick in Chicago. (May 30, 2011)
I say, did that ignorant peasant valet just mis-park my rented Bugatti? I, Sir Threepants von Douchelow, have never been so badly mistreated in my life! Have him flogged with a whip scented with Calvin Klein, and see to it that he presses my Armani suit with a hand iron! Chop chop!
Jesus, stop trying to be funny.
That’s actually pretty funny
Four plus four…let’s see, that’s…one..two…three…crap, wait, let me try again..one…
Does he have rheumatoid arthritis or something? Look at his knuckles.
He’s the one that has to put Khloe back in the cage at night.
Clearly, the genuine result from too much masturbation.
Dick-something, that’s for sure.
Look at that subtle off-white coloring…the tasteful thickness of it…oh my God, it even has a watermark!
He wishes he was Patrick Bateman cool, he’s more Luis Carruthers gay.
Patrick Bateman wasn’t supposed to be cool.
Is something wrong? Bateman…you’re sweating.
Thank you for posting this! He reminds me of Patrick Bateman every single time I see him…
“Harold, it’s Bateman, Patrick Bateman. You’re my lawyer so I think you should know: I’ve killed a lot of people. Some girls in the apartment uptown uh, some homeless people maybe 5 or 10 um an NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some man uh some old faggot with a dog last week.”
“That’s a very fine chardonnay you’re drinking. I want you to clean your vagina.”
“Yeah, I had it all removed. My girlfriend insists on being the hairy one.”
DISICK (verb) – to be famous only by marriage to a lesser Kardashian.
DISICK (noun) – Snoop-speak for penis
How does his skin get such a natural glow?
Rich Armenian Greases
Sarah Palin, Hoff, Paris, Octomom, Janice Dickinson, those Madden cunts, Russell Brand, and now this dickbag? Who knew Sarah Palin would be the least dickish in any list of people? Was this intentional??? Because I’m about to kick a hole through my monitor…. There better be some fkn boobs coming or shit is goin’ down!!!
What do you get when you mix Christian Bale and two douchebags? A Disick.
The American Pyscho is close to the Kardashian family…this could be a good thing.
Ive seen more manly hands on a 6yr old girl.
So let me get this straight – this douche is famous because he’s banging a chick, who’s famous because the chick he’s bangin has a sister who got her ginormous ass banged by some dude who put it online.
Under “career” on his Wiki page, it has this:
“He has had recurring appearances on reality television shows Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kourtney and Khloé Take Miami,  and Kourtney and Kim Take New York.”
That’s a career?
So again I’m compelled to ask – why compound the issue by posting a picture of him Fish? Can’t you get back to big boobs and bikinis to continue to make the world a better place? Surely random photos of a douche who’s getting marginal celebrity trim aren’t worthy of your time.
He got that shirt second-hand from Gwyneth Paltrow.
” Pumpkin, you’re dating an asshole.”
” Listen, you’ll have to excuse me. I have a lunch meeting with Cliff Huxtable at the Four Seasons in 20 minutes.”
he’s got two balls for a chin.
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