1. cc

    ‘Celebrity Charity Tabloid Roast at the Ha Ha Comedy Club’

    That title is longer than she is tall.

  2. It had to be said

    Isn’t Mark Sanchez banging her?

  3. your mom

    Fun fact: Syphilis will make you fucking crazy.

  4. Tila

    Who does a girl have to suck off around here to get a…. I mean does anybody here want sucked off?

  5. Deacon Jones

    Watch out, boys.

  6. baron of all media

    I really really really really really really want to have sex with her breasts. What are the boobie to boner HIV transmission rates these days? Nevermind. I’m sure it’s worth taking a shot.

  7. Jeremy Feist

    Why are two tarantulas attacking that wishing troll’s eyes?

    • RS

      Don’t people realize that those colored contacts just make them look like scary monsters? They realize that, right?

  8. Why is she famous again?

  9. Any Guy

    hopefully the next lesbian she drives to suicide will be Sam Ronson

  10. Somebody get that forehead some bangs, stat!

  11. Her eyes are evenly spaced with Audrina Patridge’s boobs. So maybe they were made for each other.

  12. Phukaduck

    “And the first thing that flashed into my gulliver was that I’d like to have her right down there on the floor with the old in-out, real savage.”

  13. Pipedreamer

    Finally we see the love child of Christina Ricci and E.T.!

  14. Mr Obvious

    No fame. Just whoring.

  15. Cam

    New from Mattel!

    Stupid drunk whore Barbie, for kids!

  16. Sheppy

    And I still would.

  17. Where’s a drunken, angry Juggalo when you need one?

  18. “Can anyone spare a tampon?”

  19. SIN

    Where are those damned photographers? I paid them to be here by now.

  20. Throjo

    That reminds me, I need to feed the fish.

  21. Tara Overholt

    “A proof is a proof. What kind of a proof? It’s a proof. A proof is a proof. And when you have a good proof, it’s because it’s proven.” I think she was talking about liquor.

  22. “I was wondering if you could run down to the store for me, it looks like I only have 2 dozen condoms left.”

  23. KC

    Transformation into Michael Jackson: 45% complete.

  24. welldoneson

    She looks like she just had a 3-man facial.

  25. Flesh Peddler

    You know you’re pretty kinky when your blow-up doll can’t even look you in the eyes.

  26. It’s like my Clockwork Orange nightmare, only my balls really do itch now.

  27. A. Theist

    Holy shit her eyes are wide open. I dare say that she would be the only asian woman in the world I would allow to drive, if only she could see over the dashboard.

  28. xraysp3x

    Wow, was gonna say something snarky about Mila Kunis getting a boob job, then saw who it really was…. sorry, Mila….

  29. brennan haley

    Tonight on WILL AND GRACE, Will confesses that Grace drove him to the dark side.

  30. Tyler

    Anyone???? Anyone???? Shit, Who’s gonna rape me now?

  31. those contacts are butt-mother-fugly. if you’re going to get ‘creative’ try circle lenses that make ur eyes look like a powerpuff girl, people will totally take you way more seriously

  32. g-moonie

    I desire…….. macaroni pictures.

  33. Facebook Me

    Looks like Thumbelina has been hittin’ the gym lately. Wanna play Spinderella anyone?

  34. Steelerchick

    Who’s the midget? Peter Dinklage’s girlfriend?

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