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‘Celebrity Charity Tabloid Roast at the Ha Ha Comedy Club’
That title is longer than she is tall.
Isn’t Mark Sanchez banging her?
Fun fact: Syphilis will make you fucking crazy.
Who does a girl have to suck off around here to get a…. I mean does anybody here want sucked off?
Yes please
I hear she throws in a teabaggin’ if you compliment her technique
Watch out, boys.
I really really really really really really want to have sex with her breasts. What are the boobie to boner HIV transmission rates these days? Nevermind. I’m sure it’s worth taking a shot.
literally
Why are two tarantulas attacking that wishing troll’s eyes?
Don’t people realize that those colored contacts just make them look like scary monsters? They realize that, right?
Why is she famous again?
For being a giant whore.
A tiny giant whore. She’s an oxymoron. And a moron, now that I recall. She’s an oxymoron-moron.
hopefully the next lesbian she drives to suicide will be Sam Ronson
check that – murder suicide
Effin’ hilarious!
Somebody get that forehead some bangs, stat!
Her eyes are evenly spaced with Audrina Patridge’s boobs. So maybe they were made for each other.
“And the first thing that flashed into my gulliver was that I’d like to have her right down there on the floor with the old in-out, real savage.”
Finally we see the love child of Christina Ricci and E.T.!
No fame. Just whoring.
New from Mattel!
Stupid drunk whore Barbie, for kids!
And I still would.
Where’s a drunken, angry Juggalo when you need one?
“Can anyone spare a tampon?”
Where are those damned photographers? I paid them to be here by now.
That reminds me, I need to feed the fish.
“A proof is a proof. What kind of a proof? It’s a proof. A proof is a proof. And when you have a good proof, it’s because it’s proven.” I think she was talking about liquor.
“I was wondering if you could run down to the store for me, it looks like I only have 2 dozen condoms left.”
Transformation into Michael Jackson: 45% complete.
She looks like she just had a 3-man facial.
You know you’re pretty kinky when your blow-up doll can’t even look you in the eyes.
It’s like my Clockwork Orange nightmare, only my balls really do itch now.
Holy shit her eyes are wide open. I dare say that she would be the only asian woman in the world I would allow to drive, if only she could see over the dashboard.
Wow, was gonna say something snarky about Mila Kunis getting a boob job, then saw who it really was…. sorry, Mila….
Tonight on WILL AND GRACE, Will confesses that Grace drove him to the dark side.
Anyone???? Anyone???? Shit, Who’s gonna rape me now?
those contacts are butt-mother-fugly. if you’re going to get ‘creative’ try circle lenses that make ur eyes look like a powerpuff girl, people will totally take you way more seriously
I desire…….. macaroni pictures.
Looks like Thumbelina has been hittin’ the gym lately. Wanna play Spinderella anyone?
Who’s the midget? Peter Dinklage’s girlfriend?