The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 5.9.12
Johnny Depp at Jimmy Kimmel Live! in Hollywood. (May 8, 2012)
The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 5.9.12
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Johnny Depp at Jimmy Kimmel Live! in Hollywood. (May 8, 2012)
You know, one more bracelet and that outfit would be perfect.
Meant to thumbs up — sorry!
I think Johnny should try a different look, maybe more…. err… bohemian?
:: Raises hand :: I’d ride him into the sunset!
Its like the guy stands in his underwear in front of his closet, throws a grenade in, and whatever lands on him, he wears.
“No, that’s Richie Sambora over there.”
I blame corrupting French influences for the mess this once gorgeous man has become.
Oui.
The Bad,
They call me ‘Dances with Self Parody’
“Ahoy, Jerry Sandusky! Shall we return to our game of ‘Butt Pirates of the Caribbean’? This time I’ll be Jack Swallow!”
“Disco is actually pretty easy. You shoot the moon, then shoot your left foot, then repeat.”
Still “Da man!”, but encroaching on “WTF!?!?”
Poor guy to the left is wishing he had went through with the suicide.
“Seriously dude, Curly told me the gold was hidden in them hills right chair.”
I bet this douche wakes up at 4 A.M. to chose what he is going to wear. And still fails…
hes hot
You know at this point his stylists are just f–ing with him. I’m sure one of them bet that Johnny would never realize that he was dressed as a Disney “cast member” for Big Thunder Mountain Railroad.
That’s a lot of bojangles.
“Hot”? “Sexy”? Call me stupid, but all I can see in this guy is “Pathetic”.
It looks like he has progressed to “Stage 3 Steven Tyler.”
This is what it looks like when you can do whatever you want, whenever you want and you don’t give a f#%$.
Do I look cool yet? Do I like French to you? Huh?
He looks like a rain wreck. A very expensive train… but a wreck nonetheless.
Train. Ugh
Looks like a bit of a shrimp
just wait the beads are next,,,,,,
“God, if he makes one more Pirates reference, I’m gonna punch him right in the nuts.”
“If that guy makes one more snide remark about my pocket-scarf I swear I’ll walk off this set.”
We get it Johnny, you’re a fucking artist, not some teen television actor made good.
That old dude is not respecting Johnny Depp’s authority.
But I would.
“Old man, this town’s only big enough for one of us.”
“That’s John Meyer’s place? I’ll be right back.”
What’s Winona Ryder up to, right now?
Makes that green plaid coat look tasteful.