superficial

  1. You know, one more bracelet and that outfit would be perfect.

  2. Frank Burns

    Its like the guy stands in his underwear in front of his closet, throws a grenade in, and whatever lands on him, he wears.

  3. JC

    “No, that’s Richie Sambora over there.”

  4. Cock Dr

    I blame corrupting French influences for the mess this once gorgeous man has become.

  5. BlackAndWhite.Minstrel

    They call me ‘Dances with Self Parody’

  6. diego

    “Ahoy, Jerry Sandusky! Shall we return to our game of ‘Butt Pirates of the Caribbean’? This time I’ll be Jack Swallow!”

  7. “Disco is actually pretty easy. You shoot the moon, then shoot your left foot, then repeat.”

  8. Lucion

    Still “Da man!”, but encroaching on “WTF!?!?”

  9. EricLr

    Poor guy to the left is wishing he had went through with the suicide.

  10. “Seriously dude, Curly told me the gold was hidden in them hills right chair.”

  11. Andre Soto

    I bet this douche wakes up at 4 A.M. to chose what he is going to wear. And still fails…

  12. ruinz

    hes hot

  13. You know at this point his stylists are just f–ing with him. I’m sure one of them bet that Johnny would never realize that he was dressed as a Disney “cast member” for Big Thunder Mountain Railroad.

  14. Contusion

    That’s a lot of bojangles.

  15. imustbetooold

    “Hot”? “Sexy”? Call me stupid, but all I can see in this guy is “Pathetic”.

  16. bethy

    It looks like he has progressed to “Stage 3 Steven Tyler.”

  17. nice spine

    This is what it looks like when you can do whatever you want, whenever you want and you don’t give a f#%$.

  18. lori

    Do I look cool yet? Do I like French to you? Huh?

  19. Pierce Bronzetan

    He looks like a rain wreck. A very expensive train… but a wreck nonetheless.

  20. Pierce Bronzetan

    Train. Ugh

  21. bigalkie

    Looks like a bit of a shrimp

  22. Grand Poobah

    just wait the beads are next,,,,,,

  23. The Brown Streak

    “God, if he makes one more Pirates reference, I’m gonna punch him right in the nuts.”

  24. “If that guy makes one more snide remark about my pocket-scarf I swear I’ll walk off this set.”

  25. spartacus

    We get it Johnny, you’re a fucking artist, not some teen television actor made good.

  26. Blech

    That old dude is not respecting Johnny Depp’s authority.

    But I would.

  27. Dickhead

    “Old man, this town’s only big enough for one of us.”

  28. “That’s John Meyer’s place? I’ll be right back.”

  29. What’s Winona Ryder up to, right now?

  30. JenZ

    Makes that green plaid coat look tasteful.

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