superficial

  1. j/k

    He won her wardrobe in the divorce?

  2. DeucePickle

    Please tell me he’s about to have a showdown with Johnny Depp.

  3. BlackAndWhite.Minstrel

    And dressing John the Baptist as a woman Our Lord took him from out of the grasp of Herod.

  4. Johnny P!

    Every picture posted, you think: “When’s the last time he bathed”?

  5. EricLr

    I think he and Johnny Depp are getting ready for the gayest gunfight in western history.

  6. catapostrophe

    He just sold his scarf to the woman behind him–and he’s got the paperwork to prove it.

  7. ksmack

    *sigh* He has prettier shoes on than I do–and I am NOT ok with that.

  8. Gay Billy Jack.

  9. bethy

    How does he only have “Stage 2 Steven Tyler” when Johnny Depp has “Stage 3?”

  10. Pierce Bronzetan

    Hello Mister Floatyface!

  11. bigalkie

    Have you heard about the lonesome loser?

  12. Are he and Johnny Depp sharing the same closet?

  13. Pierce Bronzetan

    He looks like a Hasidic Jew in a Western.

  14. Swearin

    The woman behind him is his stylist and/or publicist. She just quit over lunch.

  15. Mama

    I’d still hit it.

  16. What is with is Peter Pan Getaway boots?

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