He won her wardrobe in the divorce?
What.. You just heard?
Losing a bedmate like Katie Perry is winning? Yeah, maybe he got the duds, but she’s got all the goodies.
Please tell me he’s about to have a showdown with Johnny Depp.
Pistols at daybreak anyone?
And dressing John the Baptist as a woman Our Lord took him from out of the grasp of Herod.
Every picture posted, you think: “When’s the last time he bathed”?
Yes! I have thought the same thing.
I think he and Johnny Depp are getting ready for the gayest gunfight in western history.
You copied this idea from the guy above…………..
He just sold his scarf to the woman behind him–and he’s got the paperwork to prove it.
*sigh* He has prettier shoes on than I do–and I am NOT ok with that.
Gay Billy Jack.
Redundant phrase, but still a thumbs up for the excellent Billy Jack reference.
How does he only have “Stage 2 Steven Tyler” when Johnny Depp has “Stage 3?”
Hello Mister Floatyface!
Have you heard about the lonesome loser?
Are he and Johnny Depp sharing the same closet?
He looks like a Hasidic Jew in a Western.
The woman behind him is his stylist and/or publicist. She just quit over lunch.
I’d still hit it.
What is with is Peter Pan Getaway boots?
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Russell Brand in London. (May 8, 2012)