Simon Cowell in London. (May 8, 2012)
America’s Gerbils Got Talent
Without Jessica Biel sitting next to him it’s just gross.
See everyone, millionaires eat popcorn just like the rest of us; out of a paper bag, sitting on rich Corinthian leather.
“I tear the bottom out of the envelope, then I can fondle my willy with no one being the wiser.”
The smug look of a man who’s got a better system of molesting male masseurs and knows it.
That’s the face of a man trying to hold in a fart…
Nothing wrong about having a discrete wank in the back of a limo under a napkin made of the finest egyptian cotton and rare silk.
Just don’t look so damn smug while you’re doing it.
Douchebag in a Bentley Limo
You know I really wish I could suck my own DIck
“I’m gonna throw this paper airplane out the moonroof SO HARD!”
“Sex With Hamburgers” starring Simon Cowell.
Simon is a man of means and refined tastes, who likes nothing more than smelling his own farts in the back of a Maybach.
“Ah, fuck it, I’m not even going to bother. None of these troglodytes look like they have any Grey Poupon anyway.”
^ How rude ^
Your all jealous of my lifestyle really
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