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How many guys fit in those duck lips at once?
No, sweetheart, it’s three. You have three operational ports to accept dick.
I swear I’ve seen that drinks menu somewhere before. It’s like she’s at an Applebee’s or something. In Marbella, Spain. She’s in Andalusia but she chooses some lame-ass American chain restaurant to eat. I swear that’s what’s going on here.
Bahama Breeze, perchance?
She’s either ordering two drinks or one vagina.
About to do a Moe on herself.
“No, NOT two dollars…it’s two euros. What? Do you think I’m cheap or something?”
Yeah, by the way, 12€ for a drink (US$15.50)—holy shit!
That Garth Brooks song popped in my head. ” I want two Pina Colads, one for each hand.”
Nasty everything on this one!
“Yeah, TWO holes…they’re not gonna fill themselves.”
She’s just horrible, time for the rohypnol and some major arse ripping
Nope. No, victory is not yours, chipmunk cheeks.
Where’s Stewie Griffin when you need him to plot someone’s demise?
How many of your eyebrows are magic-markered on?