1. How many guys fit in those duck lips at once?

  2. USDA Prime McBeef

    No, sweetheart, it’s three. You have three operational ports to accept dick.

  3. I swear I’ve seen that drinks menu somewhere before. It’s like she’s at an Applebee’s or something. In Marbella, Spain. She’s in Andalusia but she chooses some lame-ass American chain restaurant to eat. I swear that’s what’s going on here.

  4. Frank Burns

    She’s either ordering two drinks or one vagina.

  5. About to do a Moe on herself.

  6. “No, NOT two dollars…it’s two euros. What? Do you think I’m cheap or something?”

  7. Sin

    That Garth Brooks song popped in my head. ” I want two Pina Colads, one for each hand.”

  8. 1nonblonde

    Nasty everything on this one!

  9. HawaiianZ

    “Yeah, TWO holes…they’re not gonna fill themselves.”

  10. spartacus

    She’s just horrible, time for the rohypnol and some major arse ripping

  11. Blech

    Nope. No, victory is not yours, chipmunk cheeks.

    Where’s Stewie Griffin when you need him to plot someone’s demise?

  12. catapostrophe

    How many of your eyebrows are magic-markered on?

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