Tom Cruise at the premiere of 'Oblivion' in Tokyo. (May 8, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INF, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
I think someone photoshopped IN a microphone…If you know what I mean, and I think you do.
I like big cock and I cannot lie…
Looks like the Caucasian version of PSY!
Mr. Cruise, sir? How many young men from the catering staff did you want sent to your room, again?”
Who took this picture? Peter Dinklage?
How many fingers can I stick up my butt?
No Tom, I asked what you were doing with Will Smith last night and…oh…I see what you did there.
“I am 4 inches tall,” Tom said wishfully.
“Four more of these, please!”
I see Sears young men’s wear has refreshed it’s spring line.
And that’s the Xenon Grip. By the way, when you use a Reverse Xenon Grip, you can use up to four fingers to tickle the balls.
i can stick 4 of these in my …..
ok ok, too easy , sorry.Tom, don’t sue me…
I can stick 4 of these in my ….
ok ok, too easy ,sorry Tom, don’t sue me
great movie Oblivion..compliments..
i can stick 4 of these in my ….
ok ok, sorry too easy, don’t sue me Tom..
Good movie Oblivion, compliments!
“You’re not Iron man! Get off the stage!”
Someone is raiding 1970’s pastor and TV reporter closets for his suits, or he went in there and got them himself. It’s like Hollywood Squares revisited. He wore a turtleneck the other day. Ew. What’s next, Huggiebear wear.
But I don’t want to buy a used car!
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