I don’t think the guy was asking for an autograph so much as trying to see if a blitzed former celebrity can write her name…
Is there any point of the day when she’s not high?
I’ll always remember the day when [email protected]
“I’m so high…I got no idea what’s going on”, said T̶o̶w̶e̶l̶i̶e̶ Tara Reid
Look everyone – I can write with my eyes closed.
Her shirt either says “suck” or “fuck”. Either way, describes what her “career” has come to.
“Why, we’d LOVE to have Santa Claus come and stay with us”
this skank still breathes air and Jeff Hanneman is dead. even more proof there is no god.
“Are you sure this part that says Pay to the Order of… is just a joke?”
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Damn you, Superficial maintenance errors!
Damn you, Superficial maintenance error!
Wearing a shirt that says “FUCK’. Check
Coming to the event completely blitzed out of your mind. Check
Requesting a sharpie so you can at least ‘mark’ the paper with an ‘X’. Check
Thats how we keep it classy Tara.
And for an extra five bucks, she’ll give you the old “Sharpie in the pooper” show.
They’ve got to stop letting her sniff those markers before she uses them.
“Samsung throws one hell of a parrrtttyy!”
“Check it out everyone! I now have power of attorney!”
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