And some days being Prince is like answering the phones in customer service
For the last freakin’ time, we don’t handle the drink orders here!
We also have a prince in our country. He resides in Bel Aire.
“Are you going to shrink my head? Do tell, do tell…”
“Call me now, ya highness. Get ya free reading'”
Her name is Floella Benjamin. True.
One of the finest children’s television presenters.
And she looks just as I remember her from Play School 30+ years ago.
“It is NOT appropriate for you to address me in public as Brown Sugar, your Highness…”
“Yes, sir, we’re black all over, even under our clothes.”
“We only smoke weed to ease the pain of our arthritis.”
“Ganja motherfucker!… Do you have any?”
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