1. B&WMinstrel

    At least the clock’s right twice a day, he hasn’t been right since the eighties.

  2. He only brings out his formal clock for court appearances. I’m surprised that he didn’t wear his formal Viking helmet.

  3. Snelligan

    That’s one helluva keychain.

  4. Pfft…you call that a keyring? My ex-wife has three times that much shit on her LITTLE one.

  5. Mullet-Granny looks like she’s not familiar with black people, but could be convinced to take a ride.

  6. DeucePickle

    Insert janitor joke here. I don’t know, y’all figure it out. I’m going to go drink.

  7. Anonymous

    How the hell did he get into a court room with all that crap? They made me take off my studded belt for jury duty.

  8. I AM THE KEYMASTER! ARE YOU THE MUTHAFUKKAN’ GATEKEEPER?!? YEAHHH BOYYYYEEEEE!!!

  9. joe

    That’s a lot of keys for a ’97 Escort and a 4th-floor walk-up.

  10. Somewhere there is a high school janitor that can’t open a single door at work.

  11. lawn

    He may have to trade that clock in for a calendar.

  12. The warden’s patting himself down thinking, “Now where did I leave my… oh, that scamp Flav is up to his old tricks again!”

  13. Is being a subhuman trollop and a totally self-centered little general a prerequisite for being a music star these days? Though, come to think of it, I went to a Public Enemy concert in 1993 and FF was detained at the border then, so I guess it’s not a new act, either.

  14. Jenn

    Flava has the keys to a parallel universe, and a time travel device on his person at all times. They’re called drugs, super duper drugs.

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