Ironically, Will Smith morphed into Carlton Banks as he got older.
Thought to himself: Please let that be a guy grabbing my ass…
I wonder if he’s flaming like Jamie Fox and Jay-Z. Check out Foxy Brown telling about the three way she had with Jayz and Jamie and the STD she got from him. http://obnoxioustv.wordpress.com/2013/05/08/foxy-brown-tell-all-she-claims-jay-z-molested-her-at-the-age-of-15-plus-she-reveals-alleged-homosexual-relationships-jay-z-had-with-some-famous-men/
Step A: You went to the premiere to get Will Smith’s autograph.
Step B: You ended up getting Jaden Smith’s autograph.
Step C: Heroin.
I’m sick of this guy and his whole stupid family.
He looks like he is having a ball promoting his new movie.
Of course Jada is probably at home getting banged by the staff. It’s okay though…they have an open “grown” marriage.
“Yay! I finally get to stop hanging around that douchy son of mine!”
WOW!! You idiots saw the movie and still want my autograph!!
Must be a black microphone somewhere nearby
Man, are there ever a lot of Samsung phones in that crowd.
Is he gonna ask Kim Young Gun of N. Korea to “do him a solid”?
Marking the first time in 20 years that “Will Smith” and “Seoul” have been in the same sentence.
(Hmmm…I guess you have to say this out loud for the joke to work.)
Always my favourite scene from Trading PLaces…
“Aaaah! It’s like Gulliver’s Travels up in here!”
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