She’s sexy and she knows it.
A wise and perceptive woman!
Someone has a nasty case of lice.
“Eyes up top! Eyes up top! (calmer) Yes…yessss, look how hot I am, yessss..”
Great Rack Miss UUpton!
No Likes? Whats wrong with u people?
It’s not a real green dress — that’s cruel.
I bet she doesn’t have to eat Kraft dinner.
(and other BNL references as well.)
Hey Honey, Busy Tonight? How bout you & me & some chicken mcnuggets? Forget george cloney, brad pitt, & leo. I got a cozy 1 bedroom with some chicken pot pies waiting for you. Yeah baby.
Honey Boob Boob.
Not a fan but she looks cute here. I like the green dress
Katy Perry Syndrome.
Never woulda guessed it was her…something about her face at that angle…you can’t see the chunky broad hiding inside her, screaming to get out…don’t get me wrong, though…she’s supremely humpable
P.S. Kinda looks like she’s trying to tease “pulling a Bertney” with the bottom half of the dress as it is……bet there’s no caesarian scar lurking under THAT sumbich……..
NOT, bitch. Just NOT all o’ that. OK. Be told.
WTF is with the brown moles all over her?
Not muscle tone whatsoever. She’s not going to age beautifully.
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Kate Upton leaving a MET Gala after party in New York City. (May 7, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INF, Pacific Coast News, Splash News