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  1. The Sisters Heeb

    “A nice boy…and I hear he has money!”

  2. What Rick doesn’t realize is that the two chicks bought his book because their moms were huge fans.

  3. George P Burdell

    Which one is Jesse’s girl?

  4. The real ones were busy, so they had to make do with Julia Roberts & Kim K look-a-likes.

  5. Mr. Springfield I worked in porn with John Hamm. I knew John Hamm. John Hamm was a friend of mine. Mr. Springfield, you’re no John Hamm.

  6. Two very lonely women bought a book called “Magnificent Vibration.” Thank you , Internet.

  7. Heywood Jablomie

    Jeff Spicoli’s sister on the left.

  8. Mai Nayme

    “Your nose must be this big to ride the Rick Springfield”

  9. donkeylicks

    Gaius Baltar always has a lady on his arm, he’s kind of like Cory Feldman in that regard.

  10. thebutlerdidit

    Rick obviously gets massive amounts of MILF ass. I know I’d be right there signing up.

  11. Looks like Kevin Sorbo.

  12. PassingTrue

    Act now and get a free tube of vagisil.

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