1. Joe Blow

    Jeez… look at the boats attached to the ends of his legs.

  2. The most interesting hamburglar in the world…

  3. So much wrinkly leather.

  4. “I don’t always drunkenly eat cheeseburgers on the floor. But when I do, I eat Burger King cheeseburgers drunkenly on the floor.

  5. Is that couch made from the skin of Donatella Versace and Iggy Pop?

  6. k.i.t.t

    Michael, I think you need to knock off the booze and see a plastic surgeon.

  7. Vlad

    It’s not everyone who can boast about making a couch out of all the left over parts after plastic surgery.

  8. Is that the one they auctioned off? Looks almost life-like.

  9. tlmck

    The most boring man in the world.

  10. PassingTrue

    Are they doing “Dos Equis” interviews?

  11. Does this mean he’s still big in Germany?

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