1. ultra

    shame on you, tom morello….

  2. Buttplug

    I still don’t think you can get it in there unless I take my pants off”

  3. dontkillthemessenger

    Look at Mario… pretending like this is his first time.

  4. My ass is better than Menounos’ …. right?

  5. “Dammit, I told you not when the cameras are around”

  6. anonymous

    Mario isn’t giving him that look to prevent inappropriate touching; Mario’s giving the guy that look to make sure he touches his ass or get fired.

  7. “Stop calling me Maria. Its over.”

  8. Bonky

    I gotta tell you Mario, no matter what the camera angle or how
    I light it, its still disappointing.

  9. Helena Handbasket

    Apparently the bend-and-snap works for guys, too

  10. glam

    Is he clenching his butt?

  11. blerg

    That smell will never come off his fingers.

  12. tlmck

    “1, 2, 3 Hike!”

  13. donkeylicks

    All those years working on the set of Saved by the Bell; he has a right to always be looking over his shoulder. A man in such close proximity with an outstretched hand can only mean one thing after all.

  14. thebutlerdidit

    “If I snap my fingers in this awkward way 3 times, Dan Schneider will appear behind your left shoulder…”

  15. PassingTrue

    Sorry sir, Geico doesn’t cover this kind of rear end accident.

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