superficial

  1. Buttplug

    Plump arms, Nancy. Better hit the gym.

  2. George P Burdell

    Hee Haw!

  3. Of all the times not to have a sock full of manure on me!

  4. Why do I hear Fran Drescher’s laugh come out of that pie hole?

  5. An absolute delight to be around, I’m sure. Also, the movies she stars in are all extraordinary. She gives an Oscar-winning performance every time.

    How long does Opposite Day last again?

  6. Has she ever made a movie that’s actually watchable?

  7. Bonky

    “I didn’t know what ASPCA meant. I thought I was getting an award
    for something, so I got all dressed up and rushed down here and
    it turns out they are just going to gas a bunch of pit bulls.
    Hilarious, right ?”

  8. Lou Braccant

    How is it, that with all the shit Paltro gets up to, this one STILL has a more punchable face?

  9. BlackManUSA

    She has her face set to Kathie-Lee

  10. thebutlerdidit

    *Snort* “I sure showed Shonda Rhimes that I didn’t need her two bit Grey’s Anatomy! I am a movie stahhhhhh!”

  11. PassingTrue

    Is that a smile or a hiss?

  12. Duh

    She thought it was the American Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Actresses.

  13. Flatliner

    I hope no one donates to save this bitch.

  14. “Oh, hi, Katherine. Where’s your mother tonight?

    Why is your eye twitching?”

  15. Is she there to meet some stars?

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