“I was hoping for a paralyzed girl who could only move her mouth…”
Is that Cee Lo in the background?
Russell Brand just became best friends with the mayor of London…
I don’t know what’s about to happen with the ball in his lap and that woman, but have the City’s lawyers ready with a settlement just in case.
This must be where Cee Lo is headed.
“Captain Pike, pass the ball!”
In the news again…this time Toronto mayor Rob Ford attacked a wheelchair rugby player, forcibly throwing her from her chair. The disgraced mayor mistook the Rugby ball for a large ball of crack.
Why does he have Professor X’s chair while the poor girl is in what appears to be a grocery cart?
Not gonna get you a house in the hills,
A girl like you needs somethin’ real,
Wanna get you somethin’ from the heart,
Somethin’ special girl,
It’s my dick in a ball,
My dick in a ball babe
Read more: Justin Timberlake – Dick In A Box Lyrics | MetroLyrics
It’s a different therapy, but Rob Ford will be back in Toronto in no time.
Hi, I’m Donald Trump, and I’m the greatest murderball playah evah!
Commenting as a Guest
Sign in or Join.