1. Ralph

    Is he injured, is he so fat he can’t walk anymore or is he just too fucking rich/lazy?

  2. Hillary C.

    “The new American Dream!”

    - Obama voters

  3. it had to be said

    Apparently he’s got a slipped disk in his back.

    I don’t know what that means.

  4. dontkillthemessenger

    Now they’ve gone too far with Donald Sterling’s punishment.

  5. The only thing missing is an oxygen tank and a little american flag on a plastic pole.

  6. “Once again through Sbarros, Jeeves!”

  7. That’s the new way to get through airport security super fast – no shit. They can’t “check you” for disabilities. Anyone can request assistance through security and then you get a cart ride cut through the line and straight to the x-ray machine.

    • Not that great, because they also check your cast for explosives, ricin, whatever, and they grope-search you, etc. The chair doesn’t go through the x-ray machine.

  8. Nope no diabetes here. No way no how.

  9. I’m so sick of these movie remakes. This is no improvement over the original “Driving Miss Daisy.”

  10. Get off your ass phat phuck….

  11. He’s resting for the deep fried food contest, Diabetes be damn he’ll be there for anything fried.

  12. Did he steal Khloe’s pants? You know, the ones with the reinforced knees.

  13. malaka

    russell brand just creamed himself.

  14. thebutlerdidit

    “They see me feastin’, I’m eatin’ & I’m strollin’, they tryin’ to catch me cookin’ turkey, tryin’ to catch me cookin’ turkey, tryin’ to catch me cookin’ turkey….”

  15. PassingTrue

    Normally they don’t paint steam rollers black.

  16. Mary Goround

    Dudes taking that spinning chair shit to a whole new level.

  17. ♪♫ I see ya walkin’ ’round town with your legs that work and I’m like, FUCK YO-OO-OU… ♫♪

  18. He asked for a limo but I guess the change in his pockets wasn’t enough.

  19. Black Santa doesn’t look like he wants your kid sitting in his lap.

  20. Drex

    And in a bit of a spoiler the casting choice for Darth Vadar in the new Star Wars movie leaks out

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