Driving Miss Daisy
More like Driving Miss Lazy.
its funny n all but they drive on the left side over there
they obviously don’t award you with glamourous women to take home at the glamour women of the year awards.
“Hey Cuba, how many good movies have you done?”
So, how many burgers did you use to lure her into your car?
Did he get a job as a chauffeur?
If he did, he’s not very good at it, since he seems to have got in the side of the car that doesn’t have a steering wheel.
What can you say? One man’s idea of glamour is another man’s ma.
Shadow puppet GPS?… Now she’s real worried.
What’s the deal with all the Cuba Gooding Jr. posts as of late? Did I miss the DUI post that started all of this?
“Please locate my career.”
Him: Both holes. I stuck it in both holes.
Her: Oh good heavens, you promised that was our little secret.
Yes that’s my wife in the backseat and she’s a twin baby! There’s another just like her at home.
“Yeah, yo momma…twice!”
Get ready for a surprise!
The Consolation Prize is a drive home by a washed-up celebrity.
She counts as two for a threesome, right?
“Gimme two of them great big stogies…one to smoke and the other to stick in this woman’s…mmmm…purse.”
Two go in, one comes out.
I hit it… two times.
This ride’s not over until the fat lady sings “The Fuck You’re Victorious”.
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