superficial

  1. Driving Miss Daisy

  2. dooood

    its funny n all but they drive on the left side over there

  3. USDA Prime McBeef

    they obviously don’t award you with glamourous women to take home at the glamour women of the year awards.

  4. Contusion

    “Hey Cuba, how many good movies have you done?”

  5. So, how many burgers did you use to lure her into your car?

  6. Did he get a job as a chauffeur?

    • Bouncy Castle

      If he did, he’s not very good at it, since he seems to have got in the side of the car that doesn’t have a steering wheel.

  7. Dick Hell

    What can you say? One man’s idea of glamour is another man’s ma.

  8. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Shadow puppet GPS?… Now she’s real worried.

  9. What’s the deal with all the Cuba Gooding Jr. posts as of late? Did I miss the DUI post that started all of this?

  10. “OnStar?”

    “Yes.”

    “Please locate my career.”

  11. Kelly

    Him: Both holes. I stuck it in both holes.

    Her: Oh good heavens, you promised that was our little secret.

  12. Bigalkie

    Yes that’s my wife in the backseat and she’s a twin baby! There’s another just like her at home.

  13. The Pope

    “Yeah, yo momma…twice!”

  14. Tootie

    Get ready for a surprise!

  15. CK

    The Consolation Prize is a drive home by a washed-up celebrity.

  16. She counts as two for a threesome, right?

  17. “Gimme two of them great big stogies…one to smoke and the other to stick in this woman’s…mmmm…purse.”

  18. Two go in, one comes out.

  19. Mike Walker

    I hit it… two times.

  20. Blech

    This ride’s not over until the fat lady sings “The Fuck You’re Victorious”.

  21. Daryl G.

    “Awrite, they won’t see us if we go over THERE.”

  22. EricLr

    Watch out, Cuba–that lady behind you is actually Arnold Schwarzenegger in disguise!

  23. Guzrog

    Fat women need love too! PEACE BITCHES!

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