All she needs is a few more black kids and a couple of Asians, along with a stolen husband and the transformation will be complete.

Seen here demonstrating the correct way to wear tight pants without distracting labial protrusion.

“Charlize, if I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times — you NEVER wear a bra with that blouse!”

“She was in TWILIGHT? No, I didn’t know. Shoulders, deal with this.”

Just came from a meeting where Satan reminded her that their deal expires soon.

Why didn’t she have her own baby instead of adopting? I would think she would want to pass on those genes.