Charlize Theron in New York City. (May 29, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
All she needs is a few more black kids and a couple of Asians, along with a stolen husband and the transformation will be complete.
Seen here demonstrating the correct way to wear tight pants without distracting labial protrusion.
But but but I like distracting labial protrusion!
“Charlize, if I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times — you NEVER wear a bra with that blouse!”
“She was in TWILIGHT? No, I didn’t know. Shoulders, deal with this.”
Just came from a meeting where Satan reminded her that their deal expires soon.
Why didn’t she have her own baby instead of adopting? I would think she would want to pass on those genes.
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