1. I’d put a tortilla on her like a diaper and eat my way thru…

  2. USDA Prime McBeef

    sofia and i would make the most beautiful down’s syndrome babies.

  3. I didn’t know Cuba Gooding did drag!

  4. Bigalkie

    She’s really beautiful but she has MFP..Major Fat Potential.

  5. Blech

    I can’t help but imagine she’s thinking in that heavy accent…

  6. Esma

    I don’t see the big deal out of this horse face. Its weird how her upper part of her bridge is small, then it spreads out horrible on the tip of her nose.
    and what the hell is with her eyebrows. Look at the middle where the dumb artist didn’t even blend it out. Horrible! Damn I should be a celeb makeup artist- give myself a stupid name, be uptight over everything, and literally splash gunk on “false idols” aka celebs.”

    • lily

      LOL I kind of agree…she has a nice body and ages well but her face reminds me of that scary cat lady. her features are too intense…the dramatic eyebrows, the nose, the giant mouth. she looks better from a distance

    • What are you, a fucking plastic surgeon or something? Jeezus, let’s be picky!

    • CranAppleSnapple

      …You’ll give yourself a stupid name, later?

    • Hold up… I want to make sure we’re talking about the same thing here. Horse face?


  7. FanGirl

    she’s gorgeous

  8. Daryl G.

    Sofia Vergara walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Sarah, why the long face?”

    Then Sofia tells the bartender to give her only water and drives her away in a convenient vehicle.

  9. King Diamond

    Her accent is a BIG turn off. So are her fake teeth.

  10. cc

    Imagine trying to hold a conversation with her and staying focused on her face. Then imagine trying to do that while you get drunk.

  11. I have to admit she is pretty funny on that show, The Middle or Modern Family; both those shows are funny

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