superficial

  1. Deacon Jones

    I think the world has had its fill of you sticking your ass out and turning your head around, doll.

    Time to spice things up a bit. Try cutting a hole out of these skirts directly over your balloon knot.

  2. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Buoy Oh Buoy!

  3. The limo pulled up, saw the parking cone, assumed it could not pick anyone up there, and drove away.

  4. Bigalkie

    Gross and phony

  5. Esma

    I never knew Eva Longoria was a FANTA GIRL!!
    “Wanta a Fanta?! O lay!”

  6. Looking more like my cleaning lady every day…

  7. Grand Poobah

    What the fuck is up with all of these ugly orange dresses on “hosebags” (mostly) as of late?

  8. Perplexity

    Psst. Eva. You’re trying too hard.

  9. I would put my initials on her ass in hickeys, then check them daily to make sure they stayed.

  10. Mike

    I see she’s wearing her easy access dress.

  11. EricLr

    Showing off her only talent.

  12. Very fucking sexy woman.

  13. your dad

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