Kim Kardashian in Los Angeles. (May 28, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Who knew Gucci made a tarp? (BTW, I’m certain those shoes had heels on them 15 steps ago.)
Having risen from the depths of the sea, the colossus Kaiju seeks to destroy it’s enemy, mankind’s heroic Jaegers.
belted galloway always looks good on her.
Flashback to “Time Bandits” when the giant walks out of the ocean
Pretty soon she’s going to have to buy her dresses in the camping section at REI.
My goodness she looks like she was due 2 months ago. I still cant get over the feet…still squeezing them into the tiniest shoes. vomit.
That fucking orange FACE … what’s up with that ? MOO.
At least she’s wearing flats.
Hugely preggers + summer means find an air conditioned barn and stay there until the birth.
That Hindenburg is about to blow up. Oh, the humanity.
Where have I seen those feet before…oh ya, Fred Flintstone
I saw those feet hanging from the ceiling of the cured meats department of an Italian deli
I bet that fucker’s full of cash because a back-door deal was made to take pics of Kanye losing his shit. I have no idea what’s in the purse though.
Must.. Fight.. The.. Urge.. to PUSH!!!!
What is the point of wearing shoes if your toes still touch the ground?
March of the Penguin
Thanks for the above posts, most of them are crazy funny! It really got me laughing. (I know, i shouldn’t laugh, but couldn’t help myself). :D
“I don’t know doctor, she grabbed her platform shoes, threw some drugs in her purse, gave me an elbow to the face and ran out. Oh, and she stole my blazer to throw on over her gown. Tell them to seal the hospital before she can get away!”
Why does she keep leaving the house? I would have a gremlin for driving around in the house and one of those staircase chairlifts. And I would be in bedecked in fabulous pyjamas.
Superfluous ‘in’. :)
As Captain Beefheart would so indelicately say:
Frank it’s the big hit
It’s the blimp
It’s the blimp Frank
It’s the blimp
When I see you floatin’ down the gutter
I’ll give you uh bottle uh wine
Put me on the white hook
Back in the fat rack
Shad rack ee shack
The sumptin’ hoop the sumptin’ hoop
The blimp the blimp
I CAN SAY NO MORE!
Here’s ta swimmin with bow-legged wimmin?
She’s officially Sponge Bob’s body double.
She is a fat ugly toad.
Oh, I remember this part! Danny DeVito announces he’s running for mayor of Gotham, but it’s secretly a plot to steal all of the wealthy families’ children, and Michael Keaton is all, “NO WAY!” and then everyone marvels at Christopher Walken’s wig.
HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAA I LOVE THIS!!!! I love that look on that fucking face. Oh how I love this.
Makes sense. Dressed like a realtor, as big as a house, sells herself for a living.
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