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  1. Is Edge of Tomorrow about middle aged closeted homosexuals? Just wondering.

    • Scott

      You’re thinking about an AIDS positive/gay saop opera concept Logo was looking into producing last year. The working title was something like “There will be a Tomorrow”.

  2. “Jay, that’s a great question. I’d like to answer it later…when we’re alone…in my dressing room.”

  3. Voice of Reisling

    Let’s Get Ready to RUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMBBBLLLEEE

  4. Frank Burns

    “Thanks everyone, that was ‘Zing! Went the Strings of My Heart’ by the incomparable Judy Garland. And now let’s step things up a bit with ‘In The Navy’ by the Village People.”

  5. Phenomenal actor, but why can’t he just come out of the closet? It’s 2014. Only religious assholes will give you shit and nobody gives a fuck about them anyway.

    • Because Scientology. It’s an anti-gay religion. I think the Scientology belief that you can “erase” your gayness is why some celebrities join.

      Can’t say more, don’t want the site owner to get sued.

      • Why would he get sued over something you said? That’s not how lawsuits work. Unless you are an employee of this site, are you an employee of this site?

  6. He looks like Chris Potter from Kung Fu : The Legend Continues here, and it’s confusing my sleep-deprived brain.

  7. Why yes, I do like to tickle the balls. And if the dressing is just right, I will toss that salad until the edge of tomorrow.

  8. I’ll show you how far I can deep throat this mic 3..2..1..GULP!”

  9. Swearin

    “Well, it’s about these aliens that invade Earth, because humans had become corrupted by negative energy modules that implanted within them in the Stone Age….wait, forget I said anything. Gotta go!”

  10. JimBB

    Once again, Tom catches sight of his old nemesis, Lord Xenu, in the audience.

  11. “NO, IT’S NOTHING LIKE GROUNDHOG DAY GODDAMMIT!!!”

  12. “I just found out what TCLTC means and you should all be veeery ashamed of yourself.”

  13. Ronaldo

    Starting to show the age….i guess he stopped taking baths with blood of virgins.

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