superficial

  1. That’s the look of a man who has analyzed the position and lighting and found this amateurish picture-taking or “selfie” outrageously lacking. Where is the giant ceramic Penis? Where is the naked underage girl? I mean There’s not even Semen on anyone’s face. You call this a “selfie”????

  2. Swearin

    “Yeah, I’ve got a new movie out.”
    “Oh really?! What’s it called?”
    “…..”

  3. kravdan

    Which one of you guys did I have sex with?

  4. JimBB

    “Hey James, can I take a selfie with you?”

    “Only if I can direct.”

  5. “Mr.Franco, say hi to my girlfriend on chatroulette.”
    “Why does your girlfriend have a penis?”
    “Don’t judge me!”

  6. Chris Rock is not impressed.

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