James Franco in New York City. (May 27, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
That’s the look of a man who has analyzed the position and lighting and found this amateurish picture-taking or “selfie” outrageously lacking. Where is the giant ceramic Penis? Where is the naked underage girl? I mean There’s not even Semen on anyone’s face. You call this a “selfie”????
“Yeah, I’ve got a new movie out.”
“Oh really?! What’s it called?”
Which one of you guys did I have sex with?
“Hey James, can I take a selfie with you?”
“Only if I can direct.”
“Mr.Franco, say hi to my girlfriend on chatroulette.”
“Why does your girlfriend have a penis?”
“Don’t judge me!”
Chris Rock is not impressed.
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