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  1. JB

    Watch as Farrah Abraham tries to reel in the former President, emitting a high frequency, shrill, similar-to-a-dolphin call, shriek of a blowjob offer.

    “I call it my siren song” the failure at life explains…

  2. “Why yes, I do love fat pussy.”

  3. Voice of Reisling

    Cigars are on me!

  4. PassingTrue

    Hey, you don’t look anything like Hillary. I *like* that in a woman.

  5. You’re first, then the brunette, then…

  6. “..and here’s a room key for you.. and one for you, and one for you.. Oh, you are coming with your friend? Perfect, I’ve got enough cigars to go around.”

  7. Swearin

    “Hi, nice to meet you, thanks for coming out…”
    “Hi, nice to meet you, thanks for coming out…”
    “Hi, nice to meet you, thanks…”
    “Hi, nice to meet you…”
    “HEY there, nice to meet YOU! What’s your name? Are these your friends?! Would you like to accompany me inside?”

  8. “Hey, good to see you.”
    “Hi, how are ya?”
    “Hello, so nice to see you. Great tits!”

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