superficial

  1. Can someone please tell her that her augmented chest lost its novelty about 7 years ago?

  2. She’s gotten chunky as she approaches middle age, but I’d still go there.

  3. Short Round

    The most important things for divas are dignity and pride. And probably donuts. Lots and lots of donuts.

  4. fred

    Is it good or bad when you can rest your tits on your belly?

  5. Looks like spanx said ‘I’m done with this shit’. I recommend buying stock in mumus.

  6. Voice of Reisling

    The Emancipation of Ho-Hos.

  7. Her neck cleavage is looking a lot like her chest cleavage.

  8. She has no idea where she is right now. Her spanx cut off the blood supply to her brain.

  9. Sparters

    CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKE!!

  10. Two words. Salad bar.

  11. buzz

    If you are what you eat, I’d say Mariah’s been eating stacks of pancakes.

  12. Absolutely LOVE the fact that she still thinks she is hot and relevant.

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