superficial

  1. What the exact Fuck? I can’t even.

  2. It’s clear what’s going on here: Jared is standing on Peter Dinklage’s shoulders. Dinklage must have lost a bet.

  3. Qmak

    “I don’t have the range to play one of Geppetto’s helpers! Don’t tell me to relax, you’re supposed to be my agent! Get me out of here!”

  4. “Doctor? Yes, my tryharditus is back.”

  5. Natty Ice

    He looks…pretty?

  6. Please someone push this VD truck down those steps. For the good of humanity.

  7. PassingTrue

    Waiting for Jackoff and the Beanstalk.

  8. “Jared,this is Terry Richardson. I want to pee on your chest while I eat a bowl of cereal. ”
    “That sounds wonderful. When does the photo shoot begin?”
    “Photo shoot?”

  9. JimBB

    Calling to ask if the thrift store delivers.

  10. JungleRed

    He may look like Jesus, but the upside down cross gives him away as the antichrist.

  11. Short Round

    Wait! Slow down… What do you mean I’m no longer considered the douchiest dresser in the world?! This will not stand. Alfred, fetch me my slippers! I’m going out!

  12. Oh come the fuck on now.

  13. Bob

    “What’s that? Someone thinks Bieber is douchier than me? I’m on my way!”

  14. blerg

    To much haladol

  15. Everyone knows you don’t wear Pants with a Skirt

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