Crystal Hefner posted this pic to Instagram. (May 28, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
It’s called a book darling. Not all of them are full of pictures.
“How nice! A shelf full of square shoes! None of them fit, though. Waaaa!”
The books are in marvelous condition! It’s as if they’ve never been read.
I am sure Bridget, Holly, Kendra or the Shannon girls colored all the pages.
Believe it or not, Hugh Hefner has one of the largest private libraries in the world. Granted it’s all picture and coloring books.
She decided to spice up the picture gallery of the assets she intends to sell in the near future.
“Any day now, these are all mine, but what are they.”
I can do read too.
This is a night-vision picture. She’s thinking that nice leathery spine belongs to Hef.
That’s the book to push in to find Hef’s Temple of Doom for getting young pussy. “Kali ma… Kali ma… Kali ma!”
“And here we are in the Library where Hef used to bang Barbi Benton back before my mom was born.”
Hurry up and take the picture, this damn thing is burning my hand.
That’s called a book, Crystal. It’s like a magazine but bigger. No, the pages aren’t stuck together.
Hef’s “Encyclopedia of STD’s illustrated in full color” may hold the key to her constant oozing, but alas, the words were insurmountable for her.
Wow, these thingies are all dusty!
“Look, I can library!!”
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