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  1. Is there a Charlie Sheen biopic coming up? I think we found the right man for the job.

  2. Louwww

    Dude, MJ died a while ago, get over it.

  3. Siloporcen7

    The guy in the background has hungry eyes

  4. TomFrank

    There’s something about the look on that woman’s face that says that she masturbated to him 25 years ago.

  5. Look at the guys foot behind Corey…tell me he’s not about to get a kick in the ass.

  6. MrsWrong

    They’re playing pretty fast and loose with the term “celebrity” aren’t they?

  7. “Hey, look at me, I used to be famous! I know I’m dressed like a different guy who used to be famous, but I’m Corey Haim! wait, I mean Feldman…wait…which one is the good Corey? I’m not that one.”

  8. JWellingtonWimpy

    Is that a pajama top under that dumbass jacket?

  9. Double D

    Ugh. Why couldn’t Corey Haim have shared his coke and made it a two-fer OD?

  10. Dick Douche, Private Eye

    THE 80′S

    IT’S SERIOUSLY ABOUT TIME TO START THINKING ABOUT BRINGING THEM BACK

  11. That’s strange; I was just thinking how Corey Feldman’s career reminded me of John Belushi. Both were DOA.

  12. Friday

    Is he the dead one?

  13. Cool

    I can’t believe he’s still wearing Fedora’s…..good for him.

  14. “He’s a celebrity? INCONCEIVABLE!”

    “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”

  15. “I’m pretty sure the more Fedoras the better… i look like I’m in a ska band right now, like I’m in Reel Big Fish.”

  16. KC

    In 2012 the well-dress douche will be wearing this ensemble.

  17. Oh Snap

    Charlie Sheen lost some weight!

  18. It had to be said

    And the lady says, “are you wearing my old apron as a jacket?”

  19. cc

    He’s wearing his ‘smoking jacket’..don’t you get it?

    Anyway, I hope that freakin’ thing he had hanging off his face last time we saw him is gone and not tucked under his hat.

  20. Squishy

    Again…who cares!!

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