Is there a Charlie Sheen biopic coming up? I think we found the right man for the job.
Fuck that, how about The Corey Feldman Story, starring Corey Feldman, as Corey Feldman. Oh, what did I just do in my pants?
Shower off, come back for more.
Or the Corey Feldman biopic staring Charlie Sheen!!! He’s not working is he??
Dude, MJ died a while ago, get over it.
The guy in the background has hungry eyes
There’s something about the look on that woman’s face that says that she masturbated to him 25 years ago.
I think she’s cracking her knuckles because she’s about to open a can of whoop-ass on him, presumably for killing off the other Corey.
Look at the guys foot behind Corey…tell me he’s not about to get a kick in the ass.
They’re playing pretty fast and loose with the term “celebrity” aren’t they?
“Hey, look at me, I used to be famous! I know I’m dressed like a different guy who used to be famous, but I’m Corey Haim! wait, I mean Feldman…wait…which one is the good Corey? I’m not that one.”
Is that a pajama top under that dumbass jacket?
Ugh. Why couldn’t Corey Haim have shared his coke and made it a two-fer OD?
IT’S SERIOUSLY ABOUT TIME TO START THINKING ABOUT BRINGING THEM BACK
That’s strange; I was just thinking how Corey Feldman’s career reminded me of John Belushi. Both were DOA.
Is he the dead one?
I can’t believe he’s still wearing Fedora’s…..good for him.
“He’s a celebrity? INCONCEIVABLE!”
“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”
“I’m pretty sure the more Fedoras the better… i look like I’m in a ska band right now, like I’m in Reel Big Fish.”
In 2012 the well-dress douche will be wearing this ensemble.
Charlie Sheen lost some weight!
And the lady says, “are you wearing my old apron as a jacket?”
He’s wearing his ‘smoking jacket’..don’t you get it?
Anyway, I hope that freakin’ thing he had hanging off his face last time we saw him is gone and not tucked under his hat.
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