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  1. You know who she’s talking to on the cell phone? The mom on the other side of the teeter totter.

  2. Bucky Barnes

    Imagine Gary Shirley jumping on the other end of the teeter totter and the expression on the astronauts faces when a baby whizzes past the International Space Station.

  3. apparently not all the teen moms spent their MTV money on breast implants…at least one just got fat.

  4. JWellingtonWimpy

    Too bad that kid looks just like his dad “the rapper’. Teen dad has a face like a lizard.

  5. baron of all media

    “Hahahaha yea, totally! Like I’m gonna eat a salad?! So I says ‘Listen *sir*. Do you know me? I’m from teen-frikkin-mom, ok? Do I look like I have breast implants? No. I’m the one that gets fat, get it? So run along and get me the chicken fried steak platter with mayo on the side before you lose an arm in a horrible cannibalism accident.’ Owned!!”

  6. Now you’re messin’ with a…A SON OF A BITCH!
    Whoops, wrong Nazareth.

  7. hbw

    MTV, no bikini pics please

  8. I hope MTV isn’t paying her by the pound.

  9. “No, girl, you’ve totally got to see this thing. It’s like, you know, a pole, but when one side goes up, the other side goes down. And then it goes back the other way. I don’t know what they call these things but I’d totally go with an ‘upsy-downsy mobile’.”

  10. UnholyKrep

    Whew…. for a second there, thought that was Jessica Alba.

  11. Kid looks just like her – poor lil’ bastard.

  12. Colin

    While she should probably get off the stupid cell phone, I have to give her credit. I think she’s the first “Teen Mom” who I’ve actually seen with her baby instead of dumping the kid with her parents and parading her implants around.

  13. salavation

    ” yes MTV im listening…..let go with both hands at the same time?”

  14. Jenny with a Y

    Well I for one am shocked, simply SHOCKED, to find out that women (well, sort of women) gain weight when they have babies. Who knew?

    Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to retrieve my eyeballs, as they have rolled back into my skull.

  15. Squishy

    Who cares!!

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