“…I HAVE WHAT?!?”
If I’m not mistaken his doctor makes him wear those to keep blood clots in his legs from traveling to his brain but I think it’s a little late.
Macho Man may have died, but Richard is still with us to carry the torch of what it is to be manly. I salute this hero.
Richard should have been on the short list to play Captain America.
Richard should have been on the short list to play..Wonder Woman!
Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons…
Richard Simmons: the Elton John phase.
Wow, they’ve really lowered the bar for Hooter’s girls.
Wasn’t that Mischa Barton’s outfit the other day?
Damn, I just now said that under the original post. You beat me to it by an hour. Kudos to you!
Don’t be too proud of yourselves. Fish referenced the Mischa Barton glasses with the link in the FIRST sentence of the post.
reading is paramount
“Worst. Curves.EVAR!” – woman on the right
I have a feeling the phrase “Thats so gay” would be a horrendous understatement
Did this guy come out yet, or is he still keeping us guessing?
Try singing the Batman theme tune while looking at this picture. Totally works.
Finally…an outfit that doesn’t detract from the beauty of Lady Gaga’s face
Is it gay o’clock already?
No, Richard, I do not think the new outfit will let you sneak up on Elmo.
“Teaching a class”
WTF exactly is he teaching here? How to look like a queer douchebag?
Clearly, it’s the advanced class.
Ronald McDonald’s coming out party!
This Elmo fancies a southern tickle.
I am just trying to get home to my little girl’s birthday party. And if everyone will just stay outa my way, nobody will get hurt!
fuck wrong window lol
LMAO it still fits
This is Richard after finding out he didn’t get the part as Larry in the Three Stooges movie
Wow. Richard Simmons is alive? I though David Letterman had him done in years ago…
This picture serves as it’s own comment.
Looks like Banya has been working out – he’s huge!
Sally Jesse Raphael has really toned up!
This is a very effective add for recycling….i won’t forget it even while i sleep
Remember to recycle kids, or the Recycling Fairy will visit your class too…
I swear to you on my own life that last night I asked myself “Is Richard Simmons still alive?”. Guess so.
I think that big orange cone makes Richard happy.
wow i did not know there was a remake of Sid @ Marty Crofts’ Lidsville series.
best Charles Nelson Reilly impression ever!
How long has Waldo been hiding?
I told Tom Brady not to go down that slide, but did he listen? Nooo…
Many people fail to realize that Koo Koo the Bird Girl had a successful stint as a yoga instructor.
Holy Shizz Doodle Dandy!!
When is this handsome, successful, mature man going to find a woman to settle down and have kids with?
Looks like they found Waldo after a weekend Charlies Sheens
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