1. Deacon Jones

    “…I HAVE WHAT?!?”

  2. snarl

    nylons? really?

    • JWellingtonWimpy

      If I’m not mistaken his doctor makes him wear those to keep blood clots in his legs from traveling to his brain but I think it’s a little late.

  3. Macho Man may have died, but Richard is still with us to carry the torch of what it is to be manly. I salute this hero.

  4. Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons…

  5. TomFrank

    Richard Simmons: the Elton John phase.

  6. Char

    Wow, they’ve really lowered the bar for Hooter’s girls.

  7. knotty

    Wasn’t that Mischa Barton’s outfit the other day?

  8. “Worst. Curves.EVAR!” – woman on the right

  9. MrsWrong

    I have a feeling the phrase “Thats so gay” would be a horrendous understatement

  10. MrsWrong

    Liberace Zombie

  11. Savalas

    Did this guy come out yet, or is he still keeping us guessing?

    /Obligatory NTTAWWT

  12. Ponkur

    Try singing the Batman theme tune while looking at this picture. Totally works.

  13. Raerae

    Finally…an outfit that doesn’t detract from the beauty of Lady Gaga’s face

  14. desabrey

    Is it gay o’clock already?

  15. RHawk

    No, Richard, I do not think the new outfit will let you sneak up on Elmo.

  16. Cock Dr

    “Teaching a class”
    WTF exactly is he teaching here? How to look like a queer douchebag?

  17. Amy

    Ronald McDonald’s coming out party!

  18. Jeff Spiccoli

    You dick!

  19. This Elmo fancies a southern tickle.

  20. I am just trying to get home to my little girl’s birthday party. And if everyone will just stay outa my way, nobody will get hurt!

  21. vlad

    This is Richard after finding out he didn’t get the part as Larry in the Three Stooges movie

  22. Brooke

    Wow. Richard Simmons is alive? I though David Letterman had him done in years ago…

  23. whiskeyafternoon

    This picture serves as it’s own comment.

  24. Brennan Haley

    Looks like Banya has been working out – he’s huge!

  25. TurboZinger

    Sally Jesse Raphael has really toned up!

  26. salavation

    This is a very effective add for recycling….i won’t forget it even while i sleep

  27. salavation

    Remember to recycle kids, or the Recycling Fairy will visit your class too…

  28. Jovy

    I swear to you on my own life that last night I asked myself “Is Richard Simmons still alive?”. Guess so.

  29. Ismoss

    I think that big orange cone makes Richard happy.

  30. wow i did not know there was a remake of Sid @ Marty Crofts’ Lidsville series.
    best Charles Nelson Reilly impression ever!

  31. mopsauce

    How long has Waldo been hiding?

  32. Jenny with a Y

    I told Tom Brady not to go down that slide, but did he listen? Nooo…

  33. Steelerchick

    There’s Waldo!!!

  34. Bethie

    Many people fail to realize that Koo Koo the Bird Girl had a successful stint as a yoga instructor.

  35. Squishy

    Holy Shizz Doodle Dandy!!

  36. Jerky McPumpoff

    When is this handsome, successful, mature man going to find a woman to settle down and have kids with?

  37. estabon

    Looks like they found Waldo after a weekend Charlies Sheens

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